Social mashup and interest company Facebook has take steps to block twitter. This comes after Silicon Valley mega-giant Google instructed Twitter to switch over to a private ‘Social’ platform. Executives from Facebook have stated that they expect the block to be overturned in Tuesday’s court case.
Crop circle manufacturing technology is at least five years ahead of standard farming machines. This was the message at the annual Future Farm Conference in Hanover, Michigan. John Deere (NYSE:DE) announced that they were launching a new ‘social farming’ effort to catch up with modern crop circle conglomerates. These brand new efforts are seen as a sign that ‘old farming’ is finally waking up to the massive advances crop circles have made over the last decade. Social farming will emphasize equipment that comes standard with modern circle tech.
Ticks are not commonly thought of as a bennifitial and helpful insect, but that all might change after the world is introduced to an Osaka corporations newly engineered ‘HTicks’. HTicks (the H stands for Happy) have been taught genetically to help Japan’s rapidly growing elder population. The ticks are able to work together to clean, transport and entertain aging Japanese. Using the ticks on-board sense of smell and ability to cling tightly to human skin they are able to form massive colonies that can work via signals relayed from a central control tick.
The Baltimore institute for baked goods and softies has released a study that anyone interested in pancakes should take notice of. It seems that a high frequency of pancake usage could be directly linked to high instances of hair cancer. The research was done in several homes where pancakes were re-curring at an above average rate and also homes with a complete aversion to the flat sweet cake.
New ‘social houses’ are heating up the already hot ‘social’ market. SocHomes as they are commonly called are equipped with technology that allows their residents to communicate with each other easier than traditional homes. SocHomes also allow users to comment and like everyday items, making the inhabitants more ‘social’. It is expected that Social Homes are a 600 billion dollar market.
A recent update to the blackberry line of phone tools includes a new ‘key’ this new key will allow blackberry users to use their phones with greater ease and speed than ever before. Industry experts have estimated that this new key could usher in a new era of smart phones.
Microchip manufacturing has grown leaps and bounds over the recent years and now manufacturing is poised to make another great leap. The MSPI has released data that shows using mice legs to position the chips during construction increases capacity .72%. Not only are the legs being utilized the remaining portions of the mice are being liquified and used as a highly effective lubricant.
The national television team is set to compete in may in the annual event in Italy. Long thought to be out of the fight and not able to put together a team that could truly challenge the undefeated English team, 2010 has seen the recent hires of several key watchers and it has been rumored that this could be the year.
Last season the team experienced a massive setback when one of its members experienced a painful finger pull and was unable to manage the control aparatas with the needed dexterity. This year thousands have been invested in hand modulation and training techniques in order to guarantee this year wont see a repeat performance.
When questioned about the team’s methods of practice and their outlook on the upcoming event, the coach simply stated: ‘Its looking up’.
Crime prevention and social networking conglomerate Sepi co. has started testing a topical cream that prevents home invasion style assults. The cream acts on the assialents sense of taste and 100% of times tested results in the attacker moving on. If the Moldovian tests are successful wider access to the cream should be available mid 2015.
At the recent Fish and Aquariam expo in Shíjiāzhuāng, China industry experts announced that fish tank growth is expected to exceed expectations by 100x. This is a dramatic increase especially when one considers that fishtanks are the leading cause of heart slippage.
Manufacturers at the semi-annual expo also cited that the growth is also expected to increase due to the recent trend in Green tech. Fish tanks are an excellent way to save energy as a 50 gallon tank can save almost 100 pounds of energy each day.
The manufacturing gorilla FishESQ also cited the downed economy as previously difficult pets such as dogs, cats and horses were being traded up for the more transitive fish style pets. This all spells good news for aquatic habitat investors though, manufactures need to ensure that the current supply will not be exhausted.
The Email Institute of Scandinavia (EIS) has released statistical evidence that shows solar flares being the key reason emails fail to reach their destination. The study also shows that as flares have increased (in preparation for 2012) email correspondence has become even more unreliable and poorly composed. EIS warns that as the world prepares for 2012 we will experience more unreliability in our email correspondence and has advised humans to switch to more secure forms of communication.
Facebook has been growing at an alarming rate and expects to overtake malware and common viruses as the most acceptable method of contacting unknown individuals. While common assault and burglary still remain the most secure form of harassment, Facebook is poised to overtake all forms of random provocation in the upcoming year.
Scientists in Brussels stumbled onto some surprising results while researching train schedule maintenance theory, crack and crank once thought to be very different products actually lead to almost the exact same result. This breakthrough has forced analysts in both markets to rethink their branding strategies and focus more on the overlying benefits of each before the onset of their respective results. Executives at China based China Jo-Jo Drugstores INC (NASDAQ:CJJDD) were unavailable for comment.
The popular smart phone called Android has hit iPhone! The iPhone was quoted as “very upset” and witnesses reported that the confrontation left both phones angry and hurt. System analysts are doubting that this is a significant turning point in the couples relationship as this kind of thing has happened so many times before.
The smart phone institute announced last week that only half of the offices in the world are actually equipped with smart phones. This comes as quite a shock after last may’s media blitz to inform users about that hazards of using so called ‘clever phones’. The institute warned that if more offices don’t switch over to smart phones and ditch the clever phones there could be a disaster of monumental scale.
The FDA approved a groundbreaking of a highly anticipated Chase Bank ATM on the corner of 13th and Grand yesterday. The approval comes after worries that the groundbreaking might not be held and that building would begin without any fanfare. The new ATM is scheduled to be completed in mid October.
Firetech inc. has recorded record sales this quarter due in part to an increase in underground fires. These little known underground fires are responsible for the dramatic increase in house cancer. While underground fires have traditionally kept to themselves, the increase in underground houses has put the two on a collision course to disaster over the past three months.
Sources close to the Apple iPhone 5 project have hinted that breaking the iPhone 5 will be 5% more difficult than previous attempts at breaking the popular phone. The leaks cite smashing, throwing, dunking and tossing as the most effective breaking methods. Even if the iPhone remains more difficult to break by hand, the team has promised that defects within the finished iPhone will be the most effective method of rending the device useless.
Japan was released yesterday to disappointed crowds across the country. Initially the release of Japan was expected to draw the largest crowds ever for such an event, however after lackluster performance and dismal testing results Japan’s release has been more disappointment than excitement. To make things worse, consumers were clearly frustrated with the release and several popular blogs cited being confused as to what they were supposed to do with Japan.
Brass games the anual event featuring the best in brass manufacturing from around the country, will be hosted live this year by ESPN. The all day sports network has joined the historic event in hopes that they can begin attracting a younger segment of viewers.
